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James Corden

lines on the record: 115
first: 2016-10-10
most recent: 2016-10-10
sittings or episodes: 1
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“Well, Reggie, who's on my show at the Runs Out Band, is just the coolest person you could ever meet. You should get him on this show. Okay. Because he is.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And all I keep thinking about that girl, all I keep thinking about that girl, the only thing that makes me smile is friends of hers go, oh my god. Did you see James tweeted the link to your website? That's amazing. Isn't that incredible? Why did he do that? And then at some point, she has to go,”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Really great recipes. And then someone put how much you get paid for that. That's how many paid a penny. I'm just saying. Really, really great recipes. Fantastic. And then just every few hours, I would just look at her and she just uploaded point taken. I shouldn't say bad things about people I haven't met. And that's it. You will only educate people.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And so I just put out some tweets with a link to her website Going if anyone's interested in some amazing vegan recipes, this is incredible.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“She atted me, you know, and I was like, wow, That's intense So I looked at her profile and she's had a thing called, I forget what it's called, like a vegan website with recipes. And I was like, there's two things I can do here. Well, three things. I can ignore it.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“But this is my point, but then you've got to go back to that. You've got to go back to like you cannot. It is impossible. It's impossible for you to love someone too much You can't do it. And I fully have the feeling that if you kill people with kindness, there was a woman the other day on Twitter. I had like an hour to spare. I was waiting between a thing. And a woman tweeted,”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, you could go with that. It's not, well, I don't agree with this. Guns don't people kill people. That's what sometimes Twitter says. It's not us. It's not the platform. But to me, the platform is made To create anger and hate very easily to manufacture it.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, Shut up. Just make your point and show that's fine, and I think it's great. I think it's a brilliant medium. I think it's a wonderful thing. And I don't even mind that thing because I just think it's.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Held I would agree, but I think Twitter is the id of the human race. You know what I mean? It's just the id. It's just whatever occurs to people. To me, Trump is actually the personification of that, the actual. If you think about it, like it's just not super ego. It's not ego. It's id. It's pure. And then people just type it and there are no, like you were saying, there are no consequences.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I wholeheartedly withhold the right to offend and And be offended. And that's fine. And both are fine. You're offended in the way that you're hungry. But there's a different thing Then just enjoying the enjoyment in the fact that someone's had a gun held to their head on their own in an apartment in Paris and tied up and thrown in a bath and robbed.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, and so my point, and even then, like I was getting people going Oh you're supposed to be a comedian which I'm not and never said I am Yeah, how can you say that about people making jokes and I'm like look I get it. Being offended. I think he is one of the worst things that we as humans with no interest in Silicon Valley. Being offended is one of the worst things we've created as a human race.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Terrific stuff where I'm like This is a mother and a human being and a wife and a friend who And if you've got nothing nice to say, said”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And all I can think is that just must be utterly terrifying. I cannot for the life of me imagine what that would feel like. I don't know anyone that that's ever happened to. I don't even know Kim Karashi. I met her. I don't know her. And then I just was I scrolled through the thing on Twitter I just saw.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, is that so I just looked on Twitter and saw that Kim Kardashian was trending. It was like, oh, I wonder what's happened. You know, I have a talk show that I have an hour of stuff to do every day. And you see that someone's been held at gunpoint and tied up and thrown in a bath”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I want my watermelon. We've got to end vote. I'm not even going to ask you about Twitter. By the way, I really like Twitter. I won't talk about Twitter. Do you like Twitter? I liked your Kim tweet the other day. I like Kim quite a bit. She's been on our stages and our show quite a bit.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Should Sherry Seinfeld did a great bit about the people who got rid of seedless watermelons And he did a bit where he's like, Which scientist is going, people are dying, cancer, AIDS, leukemia, yeah, but this, that's got to stop, you know, like enjoyment.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“They aren't doing totally. In all of this, there is going to be people doing great, great things. Like, you know, but water, I think, is a real pig one.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Let's take a second and go rather than thinking about your vertical spaceship. Let's give everybody clean water Once everyone's”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“You know what I mean? A version of well, they did that, so we should do this. Well, they're doing that. Well, we should do this if they do that. We don't want to be left behind. We don't want to be guys that are left behind. It's like, don't worry about everyone just taking...”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“But let's all just take half a step, just wait, just take a breath. Hang on. Do we really want to do it? Let's just play it out. Because it feels sometimes like it's a build now, decide later.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“It's just going to be universal social media. That's what they're saying. So, what are you starting this for? You're talking about a group of people who, within 12 months, will value their companies at billions of dollars, and rightly so. Rightly so, some of them. Because I believe that they're changing the world. It's brilliant. And I think change and evolution is wonderful. It's fantastic.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, but universal basic income, if Silicon Valley is talking that, which is from what I can work out, a lot of companies who try to avoid paying tax as much as they can. Like, let's not, it's not just though. No, it's all. So, you know, that is.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“What people are talking about when they do that take away jobs. Then you take away self esteem and And purpose, and why do you then”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Elon does not. Elon is work. And the point is, so then, right? Okay, let's just take the very thing we're here for. Which is to just ultimately at some point have sex and recreate the human race.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“The Russians are always putting in their Ashley Madison password feeling like you got caught up in that. But it's in the clouds. Yeah, but it's.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Not an actual. It's a metaphoric word for what it is. And it's down up there to make people feel it's In a physical device. On an island somewhere where anyone can access it, which is clear from like the Yahoo pack, I know it's like packs. Yes, I know.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Do you know what a cloud is? But it's not a clown. It's the cloud. But it's not a physical cloud. It's not a physical cloud. It's a group of hardware on an island somewhere. So when people go, what do you mean? So what's it stored on?”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Don't talk to me about this. All right, okay, I'm not going to do this. The way people talk about this cloud like it's a cloud”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“But then what happens is people are like, well, it's not secure. And I go, I tell you what's not secure me writing down my password for Uber on a piece of paper and keeping it in my jeans.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Pride themselves on the fact that you can call them at any time. Right. And they are growing so much faster than any other bank in the United Kingdom.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“That's a big deal. Yeah, I doubt I'll be interacting with them very much. I would definitely rather a person. I'd always rather a person”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Air travel's gone back while the whole world's gone forward Air travel took their fastest plane, which was the Concorde, and went Yeah, we're going to retire that now. There's been sort of no movement. In atrocity. I'm all for that.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And just hovered over our garden And I was in the garden with my wife, my children, my mum, and And we were like, it flew over and then came back”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“My iWatch was handed down to me from my grandfather and my great-grandfather and my grandfather before that. And so I just like to keep it Very safe In a drawer It means that I'll say no. I've tried the iWatch. My wife's into it. I don't know if I want to know that I've got a text from my mate Andy.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“My son school does. Yes. So any child found with a social media account so that you get a one strike and then it's serious.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And then if it starts up again, and if you are under that age, you can't even register to get one. So then let's say then you make up your own age. And I just think, look, you're never ever ever going to be able to police it in the same way that I have my first cigarette when I was 14. You're never going to be able to police it. Right. But if people knew, if parents knew Oh that's the law that”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“You would just, if you were to find Facebook found. Account In a child's name, which is under the age of 12. You just shut it down.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“What would you do to parents? I mean, Silicon Valley, in a way, you could compare them to manufacturers of any other addictive substance, essentially. They would not want that to happen. But how would you enforce that?”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Interesting idea. I just think children are incredible. I think an innocence in children is really important. And there's a long way to go in your life.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“We just abrogate the fact, and they're actually addictive. I have teenagers, I understand, they're hugely addictive, is the problem. And so, and it's very pleasing because you're always with my son the other day, and he was using the phone. I said, put it down, put it down. I'm very much a put it down person. He said, I'm just looking at one thing. I said, there's always something on there. Of course. It never ends. There's always an answer, an entertainment, a game.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I think it's wonderful. I've had some of the best nights of my life drinking vodka, but you're not going to give it to your nine-year-old daughter. And there's a reason for that because you go, this is a substance you can only enjoy when you're mentally prepared to take this on board. And I believe social media is that powerful.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I'm not saying that. I'm saying that. I think they are hugely positive. I think they're incredible in the same way that I think having a beer is fantastic.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I agree with you. Well, the ship's already. No, no, no. We can do about it. No. Of course there's something we can do. No, because you're looking at it as if they're necessarily all negative elements that everything about these technologies are negative. And I don't think that's the case.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“How depressing is that? I agree with you. No, no, no. Here's what I can say. There's nothing we can do about it. No. Of course there's something we can do. No, because you're looking at”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I feel great! This is wonderful. Look how there are no consequences, and you never, ever will see the consequence of that, and you might start to form habits in yourself that you don't want as an adult because you haven't...”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Someone at school, and then I remember the feeling to this day of going ah that didn't feel nice. Seeing the impact of that. I should probably not do that again. And that doesn't happen On your screen, you just go, Well, I've written that out and I feel fantastic”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, yeah, because our buddying is an interesting thing. So we have all, everybody at some point, on whatever level, however big or small the gradient, have been bullied or been the victim of bullying. And what happens is when I was at school, I remember saying something very, very awful, and”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I don't think it's something that should happen when you haven't. Fully formed. Who you are Or what you are, or what you stand for”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I don't mind him having him when he's older. Right. I just think up until the age of 12, you should basically, it should be a thing that happens when you're a teenager.”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“On and take some videos. Yeah. Yeah. So we might do something with that. Yeah. Snapchat, I get it. I dig it. I think it's fun”
2016-10-10 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: 'The Late Late Show' host James Corden · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT