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“Yes, or make a movie with Ben Stiller that I can just go, oh, this is based on, what is it, life and death? No, it's the one, war and peace.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's not dying. If you die tomorrow, you still have all these hours of pods. So it's kind of, you think you're cheating death in a subconscious way, I think.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Think there is one. Everybody always throws that out there. There isn't a meaning. I think we're here, we're lucky to be here. I think there's no afterlife. There's no heaven. That's all shit we tell ourselves to feel better. And I think you got to just, it's like saying, what is the meaning of this food I made? Well, it's just you enjoy the food. You try to get the most out of it. You built the food. You prepared it. get what you can out of it Don't die and try to make it last as long as possible.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yep. I like that. Well, you know, you ever seen that meme where the old guy in bed goes, I wish I had tweeted more and then he dies. It's so true.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Little things, too. You know, people go like, oh, we got a layover between our flights. It's an hour. What are we going to do for an hour? It's like, maybe, what are you going to do for an hour? You're going to kill an hour. Let's kill how are we going to kill this hour? This is part of your life. You're just trying to get rid of it. You're just trying to kill it. That always blew my mind. Like, hey, fuck. Anything with bar. But it's just, you've got to live. I hate this. Like, how are we going to burn? Oh, the bar didn't open for 15 minutes. What are we going to do? Well, we got 15 minutes. The world is our oyster.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“All day, every day Not afraid because it's inevitable. So it's more like how are we going to handle this? Like the winner is coming. Let's stock up on some fucking nuts.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“We don't have a lot of that in life anymore because we can have anything we want immediately. So, the missing has gone away, which again drives down the joy of having it. So I think you're right. You need both.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, I was going to say start new ones, but then I realized I wouldn't be who I was without them. That's what you're saying. So I guess I'd keep them. Because I am 38. So I've gotten a good chunk out of life.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Now, you're making some good points, but let me ask you this let's say I go to Lake Cuomo with my girlfriend Now, like I wiped the memory or I keep my old memories. Let's say I go to the Tuscany with the lady. I just won't remember that”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Someone on your side is big. That goes a long way Especially when they have the risk of getting their ass kicked or their job taken away or whatever it is.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, I guess we're going to fight you now. And he goes, That's not your bike. And they go, What are you going to do about it? And he puts his hand on the middle of the bike, and they didn't do anything, and he just picked it up and said, that's what I thought. Put the bike over his shoulder, slid the Van door open, threw the bike in, and we drove off.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Okay, we had this transvestite nanny. He was like a drag queen, but it was in the 90s, so it was weird. It was new. And my bike got stolen and he, you know, my parents like, eh, what are you going to do? They're poor kids, you know? And he was like, fuck it, we're going to go get that bike. And I was like, this guy's in a wig at high heels. Big black guy. And I'm like, ah, what are you going to do? You know, it's gone. And he's like, no, we're going to go get it. So we got in the van and drove around my neighborhood, saw the kids fuck with the bike, you know, five street toughs. And he goes, all right, you want to come out or should I just do this? And I was like, you do it. I'm terrified. What are you crazy? And he got out of the van in full, you know, heels and wig. And he went up to these guys and they went off. Oh my God, look at this fucking guy, homo fagging, all this shit. You know, it's the 90s. And he just stared at him long enough to where they were kind of like, all right.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, that's part of it. That's not the nicest, but I'm just saying that goes a long way. Let's see. Kindness. That's a great question. I want to give you a good answer. I got lost when I was six. I was walking around my dad and I zoned out and went away. And next thing you know, I don't know where I am. I'm in a neighborhood. This old guy finds me crying on a lawn somewhere and he goes, come inside. And he tried to call my parents and nothing came of it. Eventually, they found me after like nine hours, cops were there, the FBI's out there, fucking helicopters. And I guess, you know, that's nice. This old guy took me in for a couple hours and just sat me down and kept me safe. That's something. Oh, how about Enos? My trans vestite n Very kind Did you hear about this”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“All right, I'll take it. Now you're open biking This is your version. Let's see. There's a couple ladies in high school who were kind enough to handjob me. That was nice. Which I really appreciate. I don't think women know how much that means to us. Women are like, I'm not a piece of meat or whatever. And you're like, I know, but if you just gave me a hand job. It would make my world. It's like telling a kid he's smart or loved”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Metaphor work at all. Perfect. Evil Knievil. We all know him. What a badass, fearless. Oh man, what a cool dude. He's got balls of steel. But he's also lived the back half of his life in a fucking barka lounger where his legs were made of steel and he couldn't see straight and his dick didn't work. So, you know what I mean? You've got to have a balance. But you still want the balance. I'm willing to take a little bit of shit for a little bit of fun, but you don't want to go too hard”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Know meaning and a little bit of what's the word not killing yourself, not going sad, not being depressed. There's a medium there, a sweet spot. Does that make sense”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“So, the key to me is having this adventurous life, living to the fullest, doing crazy shit, scaring yourself, but also not killing yourself. Like also not hating because I used to party a lot hard. I used to bang a lot of gals. And the flip side is like, this girl hates you now, or you got herpes or you're hungover, or your mom is like, where are you? You never call me anymore. And you're like, oh, my mom, let Ty's go with my mom. I got to connect. So there's a horrible side of the party animal. The Keith Richards, we don't see, is not pretty. I mean, he's already weird looking, but he's partying. He's smoking. He's living. But there's another side of that coin. And I think the key to life is living that fucking crazy, awesome, badass life, and also... Having”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I guess on unlived life, I was a big fan growing up of wild guys who would go out and hunt lions and bar fighting guys I was obsessed with 100 S. Thompson types. And look, this is what I love about guys like who's a good example, like Hemingway. Hemingway was the manliest guy. He had the rifle and the elephant gun and the whiskey and the riding and the women and the fist fights. But people forget at the other side of that coin is I'm sure he was in a lot of hotel rooms weeping. I'm sure he was lonely as fuck. I'm sure he had some wicked hangovers. I mean, he killed himself for Christ's sake. So obviously he was dealing with something.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“While I'm terrified of having kids, you know, just because I'm a child myself and I'm selfish and lazy in a way. So kids are like, this is your whole life now. This is it. You got to not let this thing die. You got to love it. You got to raise it. So kids scare the shit out of me. But I also feel like if I don't have them, I'll regret it.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And then maybe there's a better place I could live. Let's find that. And then moving on. Maybe there's more food over here. So, yeah, the hope would drive me. But it would be bleak and sad and horrible also.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But then that's the irony I would be so sad to not talk to anybody. So it's this weird. Bittersweet thing, but I don't know what I would do, man. I guess it's kind of like when you're hungover, you just go into the primal survival mode. I got to get food. I need water. I'm horny. Jerk off, you know, you just go, you're not playing the piano or painting or at the gym. So I think I would just go into urges, man, primal urges. Find food. Store food. Am I safe? Make weapons, build a shelter that I can't get attacked in. I would go all survival mode. And then once I maybe realize if I was safe or not, there's no wild roaming dogs. I start exploring. And, you know, maybe somehow get a vehicle and I would try to expand. And that would be it. And maybe I'd journal.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“That's tough because I'm already an introvert and I try to avoid people mostly. I want one-on-one, but crowds and all that is tough.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, yeah. It's new to me. And it just goes in the phase of everything we're doing now. Everything is digital. Everything is automated. Everything is hands off. Everything is delivered. And this is the most. Brain power and staying in focus and all that. And it's the opposite of tweeting and texting and watching porn or whatever. So I almost needed that in my life. So I bought this car just to have this little exercise.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Uninhibited. Uninhibited. When you're just vibing, you're uninhibited and you're saying crazy shit and you're laughing and you're not worried. Am I seeming cool right now? Am I seeming likable when you're just you 100% and it's all coming out of you and then they're saying stuff and you go back and forth and you feel that excitement. Oh, they're talking, but I want to say my thing. And, you know, you get all keyed up. I love that. And I look at my watch. I'm like, fuck, it's three in the morning. We've been talking for five hours. So I love that that makes the time fly by. Also, I bought a, speaking of self-driving cars. I bought a 1973 BMW car, and it's classic, and it's stick shift, and it's grisly and gritty and rusty, and it's a bucket of bolts, but I love driving it.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Again, and failure is not always bad. Failure, we look at failure as this end all be all. My life's over. I failed. But failure is really just learning. So that's something.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Eat early. I know a guy who kind of got canceled or whatever, and he had an out early, but he tried to get by and he tried to ride it. And it all came crumbling down. But if he had eaten it early, like, yeah, I fucked up. I did that. Whatever it was, he would have just kind of been shit on for a month and then it would have gone away. But now it's his whole identity. And that sucks. So eat shit early. And I know it's hard to see. What do you mean early? I'm in the present, but look ahead look back. This time will pass. Look at high school. High school is the biggest thing in our lives. Oh my God, this exam, Susie Q hates me. The football player beat me up. Oh, I'll never recover. Now you don't even think about high school. It's just a blip in your dumb life, you know. And that's what this is now. This will just be a blip. So remember that and work towards something and work hard and care about the result. If the result isn't good, try it.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, I'm just saying. Some Russian or what? I saw the Icarus But no, I'm not saying you're on Royds. You'd be way bigger. I'm just saying, you know, work for something. And then I would also young people eat shit early.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And I know it's hard to see. So I think that's a good key to life is work hard at something you care about and then love the result. The hard work, the journey is actually way more important than just getting something. Everybody wants to go on Amazon. I got a package. Then you feel good for 10 seconds and all right, let's go on Amazon again. And then it's just a dumb cycle of you being disgusting and gluttonous. So work for it. Everybody wants to take steroids and just boop. I'm buff.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Could make it that quick. It's the fact that you spent nine months back breaking the labor, the lactating, the ripped placenta and the hymen or whatever the fuck. That's what makes you love it. And I think it's the same with comedy or making money or whatever. Look at these kids who like child stars. They all become heroin addicts at like 22 because they've just, their sensors are burned out. Their pleasure sensors. You didn't have to earn it. I think earning it is a big part of life and always try to do better. Try to do more. Try to learn new things. Hey, I'm bored. Life sucks. Play the piano then, you chooch. But you won't do it because it takes effort and failure and all that. But that's the good part.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, first of all, you got to want a life you're proud of. Not everybody has any integrity. A lot of people just want short money. I want to feel good, look good right now. I want to do Molly. Boom. I'll feel good. But you should space it out. It's almost like saving money so you can use it later. Nobody wants to save money. What do they say? Like 11% of America actually has money saved $1,000 or some shit. It's wildly low. Everybody wants it now, now. What do you call it? Immediate gratification. I think the key to happiness and satisfaction is working for something, even if it's like a baby. If you could have a baby in five minutes, if a woman, you jizzed in her and she had a baby. Five minutes, boom, newborn, healthy. I think you'd be more likely to throw it away.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“We already kind of do that. VIP clubs, like you're kind of ugly, or women go, Hey, he's not tall enough. We kind of do it a little. Especially sexually”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, for sure. I mean, you already see it at McDonald's. You go to the why do you want to get yelled at by the heavy set woman of color for making the bad order when you can just hit the screen? Those interactions, I think, are human. I mean, that's part of life. So it is scary taking away everything. How long till we're not fucking? That's coming too. Then there's going to have two types of people. Are you a fuck in real life? Are you a digital fuck person? I'm a digital. I like real fucking. Sorry, we can't date. That's coming.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“But yeah, self driving car. I think it's just inevitable it's coming, and these truckers are going to have to figure something out.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Something with molecules I don't know. I can't remember what it was, but it was fascinating. And I think that's how people are. And I think you try to write a TV show or craft a movie with your team, Zoom. Nothing there. It's like phone sex versus penetration One day you'll learn that”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“We're not I know, but it's something there. It's in the room, there's pheromones, and that's like out of our understanding, probably. It's just some kind of weird biological. You know, you ever have cheerios in a bowl? The cheerios tend to. They tend to go together. You see a cluster of cheerios. They're never really hanging out on the other side. And that's kind of how people are in real life.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I'm not worried about robots, and I think what do you think about the self driving cars? Is that just Wiping out the horse and buggy. Isn't that just progression of technology?”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yes, that's when we'll win. Right now they could kill us. They could just, we'd all die, then we shoot them back bing, bing, bing, bing. That's no good. But if they do get emotions, then we can go, hey, you look like hell. What is that? A rusty bolt? Hey, you're dropping some oil there. You lose her? I think we can win if they do get emotions.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“They don't get jealous. But if they have emotions, then I think we can dominate them. Because who's had emotions? Who knows emotions better than us? We've got thousands of years of evolutionary emotional bullshit. We can go, hey, robot, I hurt you. Your wife fucked that black and decker, huh? They're going to crumble. We can bully them.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, it is. Plant goes a long way. You see a guy with plants in his apartment, it changes the apartment because they're alive. You got a water them. You got to put sun on them. So, yeah, I think there's something there. And I think you can see people's reactions when you show them advanced technology, like these dog robots or these robots that dance and shit. People are like, what the fuck? It hits home in some way, whether it's fear or you want to fuck them clearly. Whatever it is. But it does connect with you in some way. So I'm with you. And I think this is why I don't think robots will take over. You always hear that robot. They're making them too advanced. They're going to wipe us out. Blah, blah, blah. Robots get at human emotions. That is scary because”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's like a pull up. You're trying to get your bicep going, but hey, before you know, you got decent forearms, but you weren't working on the forearms. You wanted the buy, but you got the four. And I think that's kind of what space travel is.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's all good because you could say, hey, we could just feed everybody. And I was like, yeah, that's true. By the way, these guys give a ton of money to philanthropy shit that nobody cares about. By the way, you know, it's weird like he can feed Nigeria with pocket change of his. And you're like, well, maybe he has. You know, like I heard Bill Gates gave back so much money to save six million lives. But that's a reverse Holocaust, by the way. That's pretty good. What have you done? You're a barista. So, you know, I just think space travel is good because you learn about the place you're living in from going to space. It kind of helps you learn about this more. You could say, what's the point of going this other than there, but it does help, I think.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Austin. Mars is nothing there. There's no vagina there. There's no food there. There's no water there. I don't know. I get space travel. I think it's important, but I don't know. Mars is really going to move the needle.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, and I like the hope aspect. I think that's huge for people. And I'm all for it. I hope it works out. I don't know if it will, but I don't know anything about economies and planning and all that shit. So it might be too early to say, but I hope it works”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Also, it was already a cool town. Every comic. Five years ago, it was like, oh, I got Austin this weekend. I can't wait. So it already had a buzz, but some people think maybe the buzz was the cool part. The fact that it was like this off the beaten path city. And now I get to visit it and then leave. But I think it could still be this comedy tech booming place. It just will take some time and people want it right now.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yes, okay, so that helps. So, again, maybe some time. I do agree with that new hope. That's kind of built into human beings of like, let's go to America. Let's go to Utopia. We even have it with space. Let's go to Mars. We got to see what's over there. And it's just red, dusty bullshit. But you still got to go. So I'm with you on that, about this new hope, this new land. And I think that is beautiful. And I think as a lot of haters, I think there's a lot of naysayers who hate change, who hate anything new. And then I think you got to go, hey, that hurts. That sucks. But blow me, Dickless. I'm trying something. You're a loser. Stop hating on me. I mean, how many people hate Elon Musk, you know?”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Well, there's a lot Lot here, a lot of things to mention. One, I think Joe did do that to a degree. All these people with Sagora lives there now. A lot of comics live there. He's opening clubs. Other clubs are opening. I think it's happening. That's the other thing is people go, everybody's moving to Austin. Austin's the new hub. And then they look at their watch and they go, five minutes went by, nothing changed. It's going to take years, you know, but everybody wants it now, now, now. What? Awesome. There's no industry there. You know, there's no Netflix, whatever. And you're like, yeah, I know, but it needs a minute. You can't just do this overnight. So people forget that. So it could happen huge, just giving some time. I mean, he's opening a club. I went and saw it. It's incredible. Like, it's so perfect for comedy. It's every detail. It's incredible. So it could happen still. I do think there's a little biting off more than they can chew with Austin.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Stand up comedy gets you to come out, and now people do it at stand up shows too, sadly, but it gets you to come out and let that inhibition down. Because we're all human, we've all had the fucked up thoughts like, man, that guy's fat as shit. It'll mean you hate the guy. It doesn't mean you hate fat people. It doesn't mean you're fat shaming. But you can't say that at the office. You can't go, Bob, you're fat as shit. You'll get fired for body shaming. But at the club, you go, that guy's fat as shit. And the crowd goes, he is fat as shit. And it's this weird cathartic thing because all we do is tamp shit down. It's kind of like you ever meet a girl who's like all prim and proper in the bedroom. She's like, put a lamp up my ass. You know, whatever it is. It's because we got to get it out. We're all repressed in some way.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's the video. I'm a Karen. I got caught at Trader Joe. Whatever it is, people rat on each other now. Everybody's tattle tailing because they want the clicks. It's a horrible society we've crafted. But...”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, it helps for sure. But there is a, especially, and that's why comedy, I think, is so popular right now, because HR is up our ass. We're scared of old tweets that might come back to haunt us. What did I say on that interview? Even people at offices are like, I put something on Facebook in 1999 that was about fat tits that I liked. Should I get rid of that? Even people say like, there's no cancel, whatever. There is something in the air right now that wasn't there before”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“But it's not immediate. You want the immediate. So stand up will always be number one, but there's no better feeling than killing in a room of people who don't know who you are, strangers. You're in the middle of nowhere. You left your wife at home. You left your kids. You left your house. You're in the middle of bumfuck Dickville and murdering for these hillbilly nobody, whatever it is. And they're slinging their beers and cheering you on and they carry out and you fuck some fat lady and you leave and you get back to your hotel and you go, holy shit, what was that? No one will ever know about it. Just lost in the ether. That's the best feeling. Killing in obscurity, as Bill Burr would say.”
2022-01-08 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #255 – Mark Normand: Comedy! · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source