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Chelsea Handler

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first: 2016-06-13
most recent: 2016-06-13
sittings or episodes: 1
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“Does it exhaust you in the best possible way? I mean, I get up at like, I mean, today I was up at 4 30 a.m., but that's just because I came back from Spain for the weekend. But I get up at 4, I mean, I'm working 12 hour days and not unhappy about it. I'm not pissed.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“His point is that the calculations there was a mistake in the math of NASA's calculations of how big and how many asteroids there are. And there's an argument going on whether he's right or not that there was a mathematical miscalculation and they're bigger and there's more of them than they thought.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“You don't have any numbers memorized. Now, the other side of it, we had the people from Facebook who were very into artificial intelligence, and their argument is that technology has always improved even if there's some negatives, that it's improving your life. And of course, that's the Terminator argument. Yeah.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I mean, if you lost your phone in an emergency, you wouldn't even know who to call because you don't have any numbers memorized.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I will. I will. I definitely will. I'd love to have Elon Musk on. I have to get him on. But I feel like people are so much smarter than they were 200 years ago because IQs are obviously strengthening because of computers or not. But there seems to be, it feels like when you look back, like you think Winston Churchill was as smart as some people are, do you think people are getting smarter?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Interfere into money. But he's also fascinating. And one of the things that he said at the very end, he says, well, it may not really matter. We may already be in an artificial intelligence universe. And this may be a game that someone is playing, that we are in a game. And someone asked him, someone who's quite geeky said, what's the chances of that? And he said, base reality, something billion, meaning we are in a game. And this is all a simulation right now.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Really? See, I don't like that at all. So his solution was to do this thing called neural lace, which you take your digital life and combine it with your personal life so you get smarter. And it goes into your veins and you become artificial intelligence. Would you like to do a neurolace?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“You're going to be cloned soon. We just talked to Elon Musk, who was maker of the Tesla, and he was talking about the fact that AI, he's scared of AI. This is probably the smartest person in tech, is scared of artificial intelligence where it's going. And he feels like only a few people will have control over everything once the computers become so smart. And he compared humans to house cats. They're going to become like housecats to the computers. Oh, God. That's how they're going to look at us. And so that's...”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, we basically are living in a world of artificial intelligence. It's like ex-Machinaut now. I mean, we're going to be, you know, there are robots around the corner. You're going to be cloned soon.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Give me the weather. Give me the news. Alexa, you have to say the thing going, but you say Alexa, give me the news. But now they have these things called skills on them. And they're essentially like apps. And so one is give me the sports news or give me the, what are the names of all the U.S. presidents? Or you can ask it anything. And so some of the skills are, you can play games, you can do trivia games, you can do All kinds of things. One I like in the morning is the one that tells you how great you are. So you go, Alexa, pay me a compliment. And it says, you look good and stuff.”
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“So, I think once you get your brain around that, you realize that your whole house is operated on an iPad and you start to figure out how to turn the music on and how to turn Apple TV on and how to do this and that. And as soon as I figure out how to watch Amazon, I'll be satisfied.”
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“No, it all scares me. I want it to stop every time there's a new iPhone, I'm just like, shit, I'm gonna have to learn this. There's a new thing I have to get around. But I think what I discovered doing the technology episode I did in the Chelsea Dust stuff is that it is all manageable to figure out if you just have the patience. My problem is I was short on patience and I've seemed to once you get one thing and you realize, oh, this is how Twitter works or this is how Snapchat works or this is how my Tesla works, you start to Yeah, I do have a Tesla. I love it. It's the best car, although my screen went to black this morning and I thought the whole thing was going to blow up. I'm like, should I be driving this? Because my whole, you know, the screen there is like the size of your dashboard. It's big. And I thought I should pull over or am I going to blow up? And then, of course, it all came back on. So I was like, okay, good.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“And I should be in charge of it. You? No, you, yes. Finishing up, I want to talk a little about tech. What are you interested in tech? Because you did, you've done that, you've done Chelsea does. What is your interests in tech itself, self-driving cars, jetpacks, time machines?”
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“To this one man, and they had shared five children between them. And I thought went there with one opinion and left there with another. I thought, oh, that's gross. What's wrong with these people? And then I left and thought, who the hell's to say that you can't get married to two people? If everybody's willing partners and they're all interested, they should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. Who are we to tell people what to do?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“So, I think stuff like that when you feel like you're, you know, I went and interviewed a polygamous family in Montana, in Billings, Montana, and there were two women that are married, not obviously legally, but married”
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“And yeah, well, it's a new thing, and we need to get ready for it. And I want to be educated about that. So those kinds of things, I think, are really important to kind of shine a light on because this was a normal loving family. The father's a police officer. The mother just loves her son and wants to let him express himself instead of growing up and maybe being confused and having such self-hatred that he takes 30 years of analysis to get out of your own relationship.”
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“But I think we did something on, you know, this little kid that identifies as a girl sometimes. He's not transgender. There's all these different terms now, you know. And so there's this little kid, and I went to his house and Orange County with his parents, and they led him identify as a girl. He likes to dress as a girl, I'm sorry. I misspoke. He doesn't identify as a girl. He identifies as a boy who likes to crossdress. And there's tons of tons of tons of t”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I'm just no for myself. I'm not against it as a general rule. But I mean, for some people, I am. I do think you should have to take some sort of standardized test.”
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“You know, I liked to interview Hillary and Chelsea Clinton together about their relationship. I love the dynamics of interpersonal affairs, especially strong women. I think it's important that message is, you know, and how important parenting is in the development of somebody. I love those kinds of things. We did an episode that just started streaming this week about parenting. I did a parenting dinner at my house with Kate Hudson and Mayam Bialik. And Mollin Ackerman and Randall Park about parenting, and then we in between had, they all discussed their feelings about being a parent because I'm very curious about what people, you know, how they approach that and why people continue to procreate.”
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“When I went up, you know, you go to those fundraisers and you get to take a picture with him. And he's like, Where's Chewy? Or he goes, how's Chewy? And I just thought, oh my God. But, you know, they whisper in his ear, tell her something, this is the girlfriend. He might know. Yeah, well, I'm sure he knows about me now. It's not like, you know, who else? Who else?”
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“Oh, I would love a bomb on the show. I mean, who knows? He does do odd things, though. Yeah, he does. Once he's out of office, he could probably just come on my show all the time. He can be here. He can be my psychic. Is he chewy? Exactly. The first time I met him at a function, this was like before he was elected the first time.”
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“And not go into the Middle East and be reactive and to think about what we're doing with Syria and to think about what we're doing with ISIS. So you”
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“Did you see the piece when he was on the Atlantic cover story about just the thoughtfulness about that he has in such a global way that it's not, he was never, he's thinking about us for the future, for decades. And, you know, years to come, like a president to be that thoughtful.”
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“I would love to have Putin on, more so than probably Barack Obama. I don't even know if I could control myself around, so I don't know because I'm just so crushing on him right now. I'm so sad he's leaving office. I just love him. I loved that. Remember, did you?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“To learn, I want people more than me. I No nothing. Right. So, who would you love to have on the show? I mean, I think about people I'd like to interview all the time, you know, who would be great. I keep thinking Putin. I don't know why. Oh, I would love that. I mean, yeah,”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I'm just interested in the world. I'm interested. I think it's important to be interested in the things that you're not interested in. You can't just be like, I love sports. I'm only going to read the sports section. I read the business section because I don't know anything about business. I don't know about technology. I want to learn. I want people more than I give myself credit for, obviously. I think we all know more than we give ourselves credit for. In some cases, we give ourselves too much credit. We know nothing. And those are some of my favorite people to interview.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, I talk about science a lot because there's a lot of stuff I don't understand. Right. I need somebody to really break it down in fundamental terms. Right. We've been doing a lot of that, like explainers, we call this. When's that?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Opinions you want. They haven't said anything thus far. You know, I'm not representing Netflix, although some people may interpret it as that, but obviously, you know, anyone who's familiar with me knows that I'm usually just pretty vociferous about my own feelings. Right.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, but I'm not educating yourself. But I'm also allowed to have opinions. I'm not somebody that's on a news network that I can't say. It's not like I'm Anderson Cooper. It's not like I have to be diplomatic about that. Right, right. I don't. I can talk about what an asshole he is. I can talk about how crazy it is that people think that that's a good idea to possibly elect somebody. And I can get nuts about it.”
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“I think you just go, you know, I'm never, I've never been shy of controversy or going after somebody and really going after them. And I'm not scared to do that. I mean, I'm not a journalist. That's the great thing about getting hard.”
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“But I think that she's coming out swinging now, and I think it's the right time for her to make these comments and be aggressive because you can't argue the fact that you can't have somebody like that around our nuclear codes. Right, right. You just can't. Right.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I think you've got to take it seriously. You have to take the threat of him seriously, even though I would say, oh, just take the high road, don't involve him. Yeah, that's what he was saying”
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“That would be so great if she just started. Well, still calling him dumbass Donald and just lowered herself to his level. Yeah. Do you?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“That was a Trumpian line. Let's serve him in kind. We had John Podesta on stage yesterday, and he was talking, they were talking about designations because they have crooked Hillary and it's sticking, crooked Hillary's stickering. And so they were trying to think of a Donald one and they've used dangerous Donald and Dum Donald. I think forget it. They're not working.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“I mean, I read that this morning and laughed out. Is it Trump be online? Yeah, exactly, and he deserves it. Let's serve him in kind.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“What's the way you're going to? I think we have a real responsibility. I loved Hillary's speech yesterday. You know, I think that was a test. Well, good. Let's get this party started and let's start saying stuff like that, you know? I mean, I love that quote about he thinks he knows about foreign policy because he ran the Miss Universe pageant. Right, oh, the Russian. Yeah, that was.”
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“And then they got smaller. And now That's true. It's like Right, exactly. You know, it's a new thing. And they're also adding different for transgender people because they were getting into problems on they're adding designations.”
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“It's funny how everything builds up and then it's deconstructed. You know, like you go on with single dates, like, you know, phones were really, really big to begin with, and then they got smaller, and now they're just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. That's true. It's like dating is like, you know, people did, like, in the 60s, they went to group dates, and then you go and then you're having sex with random people, and now we're back to group dating. Right.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yes, I've heard Drupal, yes. Do you use Tind Does it work? We just had the Tinder CEO on stage. Oh, yeah. I think we have him coming somewhere. Yeah, he's interesting. They're having a new thing called Tinder Social, where groups of people date groups of people.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“So there's that Thrupel. Have you heard the termple? Yes, I've heard thruple, yes. So, you know, a lot of social media coverage, like different apps and do you use Tinder? Yeah, I'm on Tinder. I mean, I don't use it as much as I have used it. Yes.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“The election is a big part of it, absolutely. The election, you know, social media is a big part of it. There's a new thing called Thinder for Threesomes on Tinder. What? Yeah, we have David Spade on next week, and we're going to do something about Tinder. You can hook up? These are single people who want to hook up with couples. Right.”
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“No, I do. I just have to. Oh. I'm like, we're dating. We're really happy. We're having a baby. It's great. I'll make stuff up. Yeah. Well, that's cute. Yeah. But it's somewhat invasive. When we get back, I want to talk about current events and where you're going with the show and what topics you're going to, obviously the election's a big thing. We're here with Chelsea Handler of Chelsea on Netflix.”
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“You're embracing this. Whatever they do a lot of fuckings. I do a lot of fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Do you? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. When people don't, I just did an interview with Elon Musk. And the way it was shown, it got huge hits all over social media. And the way I was sitting when it was being live streamed looked like our legs were intertwined as if we were dating or something. And there was a lot of like, why are you touching his legs? He's the genius of all time. Don't touch his legs. And it went on and on. I was like, what is wrong with you?”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, I try to respond, and not all of them obviously, but I tried to go on a few times a day and respond to people and say thank you or fuck your bracing. Thank you or fuck you, whoever. I do a lot of fuck yous. I do a lot of fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Do you? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's funny. Yeah.”
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“And yet, I'm a rapper now. I'm a white rapper. I rap every morning on Snapchat. Do you? Yeah, because I had to do something to keep myself going.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, it's just silly to film your day and tell people about it. Remember, you know, when Twitter started, people were like, who cares what you're doing in the middle of the day?”
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“You're like, this is funny. I'm going to be, I'm going to get into it instead of You got to lean into Snapchat. Thank you, Cheryl Sambert. No problem. But what is different from Snapchat? Because you were saying it's narcissistic.”
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“I think it does matter. I think you have to do it, especially for a show like this. There's so many young people are watching. I think it's important to kind of feed that. And I'm willing to do that. You just get the right attitude about it. You're like, this is funny. I'm going to be, I'm going to get into it instead of, you know, lean in. You got to lean into Snapchat. Thank you, Cheryl Sambert. No problem”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, listen, I'll do whatever I have to. I'm not going to pretend. I do this because I have a show on the air. Right.”
2016-06-13 · Decoder with Nilay Patel · Recode Decode: Chelsea Handler · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT
“Yeah, we've used it. I mean, because my media team, my social media team will be like, hey, we need to do a 360 video. I'm like, what's that? Yeah. And then they tell me, and I'm like, why would anyone watch this? Why would anyone want to watch what's going on in my car when I'm driving to work?”
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