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Bert Kreischer

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“It's funny because I think sometimes when people don't get about running is they go on and they put it on like a six right away on like a treadmill and they go, I can't do this for fucking 30 minutes, but you can if you build yourself up to your six and you play games. I play games with myself a lot. Like I'll play games where I go. And I can do this. I can do this. I can do this almost not all day long, but I can do this a lot longer. Like I did it for two hours the other day. Before my workout, or no, an hour and a half before my workout, where I started a 3.5 walking.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“My working too hard is like on a plane every other day or every day getting up at six, working out, and then going into like two in the morning or one in the morning and then going to sleep and then getting up at six working out, getting on a plane, going to another place. Like that's when my working is just a lot of travel in mine. If I didn't drink on planes, I don't think anyone would probably worry about me at all. They'd be like, no, you're doing great”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“No, but like July and August off after we do fully loaded. And I was like, no. I was like, what do you mean? So what I'll just, am I like sit in a chair and stuff? She's like, no, you can do take up a hobby. I go, writing jokes. Can I get on stage? Can I do sets in the city? Because I'm not going to like, like, I don't understand people who don't, I don't understand people who don't have the drive to work all the time. I don't understand that. I envy it. I envy it because I go. I would love to just be like, I'm going to play video games. I can't play a video game. Did I be on Twitch trying to make money? Like, I love how do you find someone who goes, you need to work harder.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And you're like, don't fucking worry about me. I'm working. I'm just working. I love working. I love what I do. I love what I do. I can only imagine that you love what you do as much as I love what I do because that's all I ever want to think about. It's all I ever want to talk about. It's all I ever want to when my wife wants me to take August and whatever the fucking December.”
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“Everyone's always worried about me. The only thing no one ever says If I showed you my DMs right now, my texts. It is like, hey man, I'm worried about you Like Joe, I love Joe to death. Not once has he always, I don't know if you've seen the caring Joe eyes where like I'm worried about you. Yeah.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Because I thought that's how they were going to take over fucking mankind. They start with the fucking womanizer that knows how to eat a pussy, and then they're like, we don't need men anymore. But it's so interesting that I couldn't even, like, I can barely tell you what my dad does for living. He's a lawyer. I could kind of, like, he's called me and say, hey, man, you got to stop talking about what I do because you're not doing it right. I go, what do you mean? He's like, whatever you're saying I do, I don't do And so, but like I couldn't even begin to explain your job to my daughter.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Hey guys, I'm not performing surgery today. Fuck it. Hey guys This bus full of kids, kids, has got to drive itself home. Fuck it. I couldn't even tell you. You know what's so interesting about... Me and you were like, You know, I'm a fan of yours. I couldn't even, I don't really know what AI is, like, other than like dildos or AI, right? Like.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“See, you're describing something I'll never get because I'm not regimented. I would love, I would love. I would love only for the moment that you get to have, you get the most precious little angel's breath that anyone's going to get because you live this life that's dialed in and it's scheduled. And so when you say fuck it, it's like, that's like me doing coke. Like it's like, oh, fuck it. And you can just do that with beer. That is fucking amazing. I would love to live a regimented life just to get the chance to go.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Jack double jack on the rocks, lots of rocks I had a quote that I got a video that went viral about I'll never quit drinking And I have not gotten on a plane since that without having a flight attendant not even ask what I want, walk up with a double jack on the rocks, lots of rocks. I mean, it happens so on times I don't want to drink. I flew to Austin the other day. I was like, I'm not drinking on the plane. What could I felt sick? And man, he walked up and he goes, double jack on the rocks, lost the rocks. I was like, fuck, you know it.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“No, I'm getting ready to take a shower and I got a growler of IPA It's about six in the morning I have to fly that day to Vegas to jump off the stratosphere. All I need is a little bit of a buzz to get myself on this plane. I have anxiety going through my fucking head because I'm going to be the first person to jump off Stratospear. And so I'm drinking an IPA out of a growler in a bathtub at six in the morning. And it just didn't sit right. And I threw it up, and I was off IPAs for like 10 fucking years. I didn't have another IPA until I was like 46 because I was like, all I could think about was throwing up that IPA in a bathtub in a shower and being like. I'm going to throw out thinking about it. But yeah, I didn't fuck with IPH for a while. And then during the pandemic, I got back into IPAs.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Is just so pretty. It's different than a nightbeer buzz. Nightbeer buzz is like, oh, I guess we'll have a beer and then have a couple. I gotta go to work tomorrow. All right. But that afternoon, irresponsible beer buzz. Yeah. Pilsner, I don't mind an IPA, but it's got to be at somewhere. I got to be at somewhere. They got to have an IP. Like, I like a local IPA. It's got to be food involved, and then I'm enjoying an IPA. I threw up an IPA in a bathtub in Salt Lake City one time.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Like an ice cold beer. I like an ice cold, one of the best beer buzzes I ever had is... We had bought a new house, but we weren't building it, and over COVID, I didn't drink for like three months, four months, until we decided to go back out on tour and we figured that out. And I was in the backyard, and Leanne came back with like two tall boy German pilsners and cracked them. She goes, let's have a beer. And I was like, fuck yeah. And man, that second, a beer buzz is different than anything. The second it touches you, you feel the sparkle. And you're just like, yeah, baby, I'm back. And then you want another one? I'm like, fuck yeah. And then we have another one. And then that beer buzz is especially an afternoon beer buzz.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And then we get home and I had COVID, and I was like, if you gave me fucking COVID, and then she never got COVID, she never got COVID.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“You doing Back it up, Fauci. And then we went off, and then she had it, and it went away. We can still go to Park City. So we all go to Park City, then Georgia gets COVID. And then Georgia starts crying. And she goes, I think I gave you COVID. And I was like, I'm fine. She goes, you're in high risk. And I'm like, what? She's like, you're a fat alcoholic. I'm like, whoa, easy. Where the fuck? What about feelings? And then Georgia got COVID. Me and Ila were still in Park City. Leanne had it. My tour bus came up, picked Georgia up. George and Leanne took him back to LA and Island and I were there. I tested, and then we got on the plane, and I cough, and Isla's got her mask on, and Isla just looks at me. You know, the best, the one thing we miss are the eyes over masks.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Came up to me and she gave me a hug. After Christmas? And gives me a hug. And I said, What's the matter? And she goes, I think I have COVID. I go, bitch, six feet.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I remember the first time we did it, we didn't isolate. We just pulled back into LA and all our families were freaked out. So I had to live on the Tor bus at a different house. And it was 4th of July, and I came in and they were doing an egg toss. And they were like, well, you can do an egg toss. My anxiety gets. You can do an egg toss with your daughter, Isla. So Isla and I did an egg toss and we fucking got it to like legit like 40 fucking feet where I was throwing overhand lobbing them to her and the egg cracked in her hands and it broke over her face. And I got in bed that night, high on weed, fucking drunk. And I went, what if I gave my daughter COVID from an egg toss? I go, that would be the most horrific way to kill a child. She got it from an egg toss. It broke her face. Her dad did COVID. Yeah.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah. And there was this. Always had an anxiety attack halfway through that you got COVID. This one, you know, COVID was killing people, and you were like, I know I've got COVID. And then we come in. To Sedona. This is also why I didn't make a ton of money. We'd come into Sedona and we'd get a house in Sedona for five days, an Airbnb, and we'd all isolate there before we went home to our families.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And then we just were outside for the first time. And it was that period of my life. I'm so grateful. I didn't make a ton of money because we had a big crew and I made sure I was trying to make sure everyone, because no one had paid bills in a while. But that fucking tour was the funnest. We took up pickleball. We took up Disc golf. Everything was wide open. In the middle of the country, you could do things, but we were still in our bubble. And we lived in that tour bus. And at night, we just get back in the tour bus by ourselves and get fucking wasted. And I mean, that fucking run, it'll nothing will ever be like that. Yeah.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Created a drive in movie theater tour when no one was working. And the very first one we all, no one had left our houses. We all went to my house. We got my tour bus. We had just wrapped the day the tour bus showed up. We just wrapped the cabin. Just wrapped doing the cabin on Netflix. And we got COVID tested. We got in the tour bus and we said, let's create our bubble and stay safe. And that night we drove, I think, just outside Gallop. And we stayed in A, and no one had been outside. And we stayed at a KOA camp on arrival. And we watched thunderstorms come in on a lake. And we were all smoking cigars and drinking IPAs. And it was fucking mad. And that whole road trip, we road tripped across the country to start the tours.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, I tried to be in a band too. That didn't work out the way I wanted it to. I just was never, I always was never the, I'm not a good serious person. Like I'm a good, funny person. I'm good to be the fool. But I'm not good when I try to be serious. It looks foolish. And so even like, you know, someone said showed me throwing out the first pitch the other day as something and all I could see is my gut flying everywhere. And I was like, that's why it went viral. I was like, fuck, I thought it was my throwing style. That was a pretty epic one. The best road trips I ever took was during the pandemic. During the pandemic, when we were When we would we were doing that drive in movie theater tour.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“We had one road trip in college where a bar had burned down and we found out that the alcohol was still in the bar. So we took my Jeddah. Over to the bar and we emptied out the bar of all the burnt up liquor. We didn't know what anything was. Doing in the trunk with no clothes, like, no clothes. And we said, let's just start driving. We drove from Tallahassee and ended up in West Virginia and just drove just drove. It was like five dudes. We drank. One person drove. I wasn't a big drunk. And this sounds going crazy. I wasn't a big drinker in college until I went to Russia. And so I drove the majority of the way. And then we get somewhere and we get a hotel room. And it was one of the most epic fucking weekends of just debauchery and chaos. And I think we took mushrooms and we went down a river in tubes.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Really? In his mind, I talked about him, but Daniel Patellian, and I guess his thing is his hang-up is, Carlin's is he's not like this, he doesn't feel like he's a real historian But he is. The way he shares the story Look, we had a history teacher in seventh grade who was a con artist and he came and taught our seventh grade and it was the whole con artist. All he taught us about was barnstorming. Barnstorming and the JFK assassination. I walked away having such an appreciation for Barnstorming, a very small blip on Americana. But I know a lot about barnstorming because of this guy. Because he was passionate about barnstorming. It was the funnest seventh grade history class I'll ever take in my entire life.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Your podcast with Dan Carlin. It was so fucking good. He is, I mean, I only know about Martin Luther because of Dan Carlin. I only know, like, I would have, I made a joke about some Lutheran the other day, and everyone laughed and I was like, did you guys listen to the same podcast I did? Because I just am quoting Dan Carlin. His podcast, I mean, we all quoted the same shit about Genghis Khan, about how he could shoot a dove off a horseback, but we knew that all four hoofs had to be off the ground at the same time They shot they would sometimes take their meat and stick it under their saddles, and that I mean Dan Carlin is he is the motherfucker. God, those were, man, discovering podcasts was the coolest time of my life.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And then to see that it's pretty intense. I don't know why I got into history late in life. I was kind of into it, but I'm really into it now. And I love just learning a little something about, you know, today was I listened to the Noiser has a great history stuff. It's like history for dummies, I think. I can't listen to the really smart stuff. It starts losing me. Too many names and I'm gone.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. And then call me, call me. Better yet, I'll show up and win her. How's that sound? That I find all of that so fascinating. When I was a kid, I had a hard time understanding how, because we were always at war with Russia when I was a kid. And I had a hard time understanding how we could be on the same team as Russia in World War II. And I was like, wait, how did that turn south? And then you guys listen to podcasts. Yeah, I'm that. All of that Of the World War II, I got really into the civic shit for a while, but I'm really deep in the... We went to Normandy from the Cliffs of Dover and to think, so that's the fucking beach. That's the fucking beach. Oh shit, this is cold as fuck. Dude's jumped in ice cold water And this isn't like a cool beach. Like, this is, and it's just so insane.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“No, no, no. Lenin was World War II, right? Or was it Stalin Stalin. Stalin thought him and Hitler would be friends. I think that's so cute that he was like, we're going to be buddies. We're boys And then Hitler's like, Oh, fuck you. I'm Hitler, bro. This is what I do”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Today, in the middle of the podcast, they're like, you know, just so you know, Cleopatra wasn't as hot as everyone says. I was like, why are you saying that? Yeah, tell me she's a six. She looked like snooky. Let me dream that she looked like Kim Kardash And then I listened to that one today.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Forget you're on a tread And you just are like walking, and you're sweating, and you're having wine. And then at certain points, you're like, You start jogging, especially we were watching not all cry on the Western Front. What's the one where they've got to get the message to the front line? I would run like I was in World War II Run when they would run, and it was awesome. And I would be like, because they were doing drinks. They'd be like, take a drink. You got to run up there. And be like, okay. Yeah. I'm really into, I'm really into history podcast right now. Like I've been in them for a while. Everything. Everything. I listened to... Was it Marcus Aurelius and Cleopatra?”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I walk. I walk at like a three five. So, what'll happen is if you start a three, start a three, casual walk, 20 minutes ago, in, and then you're going to feel loose. Get up to a 3 5. You can do seven miles on these things and just enjoying your night, especially like my wife back in the day when we lived in our old house. My wife would come into the man cave and she'd sit on the couch and we watched TV together. And watch Game of Thrones, and he's like for an hour, and you just get on the treadmill and do it. Oh, man, I loved. I haven't done that as much lately. That was the fucking.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I think I fucked up my podcast rhythm because we're doing them in the day. And so sometimes I'm just like, if I work out in the morning, I'm good on a podcast, but if I don't work out, I suck on a podcast and I'm just like, uh-huh, yeah. That's cool. No, My favorite is I used to do this a lot. I haven't done it in a while. Full busy day nap at home. Box of wine on the treadmill and do that until like midnight watching TV box of wine. Is the best”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's the best nap you'll ever have. You wake up So refreshed. Like, I've woken up from naps, like where I'm like, fuck yeah. Like those tour bus naps are the best naps.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“No tour bus snaps. When you're in a bunk, it's ice cold. Bus isn't moving. Five o'clock. We work out from like up until like five o'clock, 5.30. Show starts at 7, but that 5 o'clock to 6, 6.30 nap. It's pitch black. It's like a coffin. And it is ice cold. And you got all your pillows and blankets in there and you put a little history podcast on in the corner and you just listen to like. Kurt Mboshi or like, oh my god.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“I was going from Tallahassee down to Tampa, and the dude got on the got on the bus next to me, black dude, and he sat down. He said, where are you headed? And I said, Tampa. He said, you grew up in Tampa? I said, yeah. I said, you? And he goes, yeah. I said, you go to school with FAM? And because FAM you and Florida say the two schools, one's black, one's white. He goes, no, I just got out of prison. I said, you got a prison? And he goes, yeah. Yeah, man. I got out of prison. I stabbed a dude and I've been prison. I just got out today. He goes, what are you listening to? I said, notorious BIG. And he goes, oh, shit. That's out? And I went, yeah. And he goes, I want to hear it. Can I hear it? And I was like, yeah. And he used my headsets, the whole bus ride to Tampa. I didn't have the boss. I was like, he stabbed a man. They're yours now, I guess. And then I just sat next to him. And I was like, is it you enjoying it? He's like, this is good.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Had run around theaters to promote the movie. And then look, you only get one shot at these movies. So you might as well. And look, it's really hard to get people to go into a movie theater right now. And so I woke up at like six, five or six to seven, did press. And then I went and I said, and I'm really into podcast history podcast right now. And I was listening to this one about the conquistadors, and I was like, when I woke up, I was like, I wouldn't mind going back to that. And I said, I'll tell you what, I'm going to take a little nap and go. Now I slept good last night. I slept like seven hours last night. That 30 minute nap, it felt like five hours. And I woke up going, I got to readjust my sleep score. That has to be in the 97. That's the best nap. Those little snooze naps are. Monsters”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Let's go have drinks. Let's go have fucking couple Kapari spritz. I live over to a friend's house and overnight. Let's get some edibles and let's fucking have a night about it. Get some sushi. Go have sex in the hot tub. And I got to work out at fucking 10 in the morning”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“You like this guy? I go, I fucking love him. And she goes, Do you think he'd like you? And I go, What do you mean? She goes, Dad, you hit snooze. You skip working out, and you love donuts. And I'm like, yeah, you're making a good fucking point. I go, but I do love that, like, I love to watch that brain work. And go like, I don't hit snooze. I don't hit snooze now. I go fuck it because I'm up. And then I go to the gym every single morning. I go to the gym every single morning. And today is National Donut Day. I didn't have a donut. And so I try to apply these a little bit because I mean, the other side of me is like tonight after we do this. I'll do another podcast and then I'm going to call you Anne and go, Yo, we're in Beverly Hills. Meet me out here.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“So I hit it, and then he goes, and then you've got a victory under your belt, and then you go to the gym, and you work out, and I go, You listen to this Isla? And she goes, Yeah. And he goes, and then when you go to the work, now you've got two victories. You've worked out and you've woken up on time. You didn't hit that snooze button. So when you go into that break room and you see donuts and she hits pause, she goes. If he's about to say no to donuts, I'm done listening. He's definitely going to say no to donuts. Do you think he's going to have a donut? And she goes,”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Even realize that, oh, yeah, you talk to a child And so I go, watch just what he says about waking up. So it hits the thing, and Jocko goes, First thing you do when you hear that alarm clock, you could roll over. You could go back to bed. You could hit snooze, but you get out of bed. And that's your first victory. And Isla has paused and she goes. How great is that nap right after you hit snooze though? It is pretty funny. I go hang on. It is great. You're missing the point. You need to listen this whole speech.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Impulse, I walked in on her one time. She was in the pantry in a bathrobe. In the dark, drinking a root beer. Can I open the door? And she went, I said, what? She goes, I thought you were mom. Shut the door. And I shut the door to let her finish the root beer. She has a hard time waking up. So I go, Isla, come in here. I want you to see this clip from Jocko. She goes, Who's Jocko? I said, he's a Navy SEAL. She goes, he works at the zoo? I went, It's a navy fucking seal. It's a badass job. She goes, it's a silly name. And I went, no, it's not. It isn't a silly name. These guys are the toughest dudes in the world. She goes”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, like so. So David Goggins is consistently pushing himself. I love, I did it, I did it over the pandemic more, but I loved going, today I'm running a marathon. I'm going to get on the treadmill. And it's not going to be all at once, but I'm going to get through a marathon today. So let's get up, give us a six buck some coffee, and let's see if we can do like five miles. And then know that we started there. And that was really fun. Cam Haynes does that too, where he goes like He almost just sets the limit and then achieves that. His son Truitt is really fascinating because his son Truitts right now is trying to get the, and like, I bet people would never think that this is who I watch, but I get real inspiration from those people because I showed Jocko. I showed a clip to Jocko to Isla because Isla's like me, like, like a person of her fluids.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Oh, I have a hard time sleeping for four hours I don't have that brain that like, I really admired it when I listened to you do it, because then you were like, you were taught, you were fasting at the time, you were doing your fast, and then you talk about what you ate. I was jealous. I wanted to be able to be like that. And I think at that time we started, I think you were doing maybe bone broth or something. And we started doing bone broth. Pretty religiously and adding that into a fast because I was like, it does for someone like me, it does feel cool to add a little bit of control into life”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Huberman, I love fucking, I mean, there's so many guys like that Rogan, you know, Tim Kennedy. Like, there are a lot of guys that are just very different men than me, and I love Jock O'Lilnick. I love Love reading their stuff or listening to their audiobooks or listening to their podcast because I'm so not like that. But that for me, when I add a little bit of that in my life, like I remember you went, I don't know what you were doing, but you were walking us through your day. And it was so. Fascinating. It was like I ran eight miles today. I listened to an audiobook. I was running eight miles. And then I came and I worked for about three hours straight on AI stuff. And I'm like, and I was like, wait, you sat at a desk? Like you like sat at a desk and like, and I actually.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Do you remember when he. This is like I can get in the weeds on Rogan, but and especially when it's Instagram do you remember when he got his polar plunge and he couldn't sit it in a minute? And then the next day, and then he must have gotten it on the internet He must have gotten it bad. The next day he sat in for 20 minutes and he lowered his core temperature by like two degrees. And it took him like a month to get that back. That is that fucking man. What an interesting, you know, I told you at the beginning, we were just talking. I like, I really enjoy, I draw inspiration from men I'm not like. You, David Goggins, Cam Haynes.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“It's the same. It's elk with a bunch of jalapenos, a knife that he had sent to him by a fucking knife maker, and him going, look at this, look at this Traeger smoker, a reverse seared this. This is what's great. Look at this. I'm about to put in the butter. And like, this is grass-fed butter. This elk really raises my testosterone. Rogan is, it's, you're right, with guys like Rogan, when he does do a story, they're a little precious.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Almost And the house seldom does his podcast because you're right, less is more. What does he do it? Like once a month. No, he does it three times a fucking week. More is perfect.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Let's get some sleep. Let's maybe take off like three months from drinking. Let's just really slow it down and also not think, when you're thinking in promo all the time, it can be a little exhausting. You think it's exhausting to look at my feet. It's exhausting to be my feed. I'm my feed.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“Yeah, I think so. But Yeah, my ass. I'm in a place right now where I am promoting. I'll be promoting this movie. I'll be promoting this movie until it goes to a streamer. I'll be promoting it Shamelessly, I'm proud of it. I had a great time shooting it. It's in theaters. It'll be on video on demand. It'll be on a streamer, I'm sure. I don't know, but I'm sure I'm promoting fully loaded my summer festival with 19 different comics. I'm promoting the tops off world tour. That starts again this fall. I'm promoting my cruise, the fully loaded cruise. I'm promoting Red Rocks. I'm promoting so many things that today was the very first time in my career where I said in January I'm going to take a break. I'm going to take a break and go like, hey man, let's get your resting heart rate down.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And it's an active post. Like people are like, I did the best when I did the other day was where I superimposed my ass on my front. And it just looked beautiful. No views”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And it's like, how many times am I going to show a picture of my ass? My ass sells really good Whatever my ass is on Instagram, fucking million views guaranteed a million views.”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source
“And that night Larry the cable guy texted me and he goes, this is fucking genius. And I was like, it was just, and it was just like, yo, just let's just shoot something. Who gives a fuck? Like, just shoot something. Just say something and put a little movement into it. And those are my back in the watched promo clips back from back in the day. I used to be really good. Now it's like. I'm promoting so fucking many things. I'm just like, I'm almost like I'm exhausted by my promotions”
2023-06-05 · Lex Fridman Podcast · #382 – Bert Kreischer: Comedy, Drinking, Rogan, Segura, Churchill & Kim Jong Un · IDENTIFIED FROM THE TRANSCRIPT · source